1. delzdesigns:

    Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

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  2. Oh, and maybe a Ween song or two.

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  3. Just a reminder: If you’re ever really sad. I’ll call you and sing Supertramp and George Michael songs until you’re so annoyed that you forget you’re sad. That’s a Pharaoh guarantee.

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  5. twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

    twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

    chrishallbeck:

    Deep.

    abysmal

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  6. gifmehumor:

Swag…

    gifmehumor:

    Swag…

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  8. dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

    dongstomper69:

    stunningpicture:

    Creative kid. More creative mom.

    fucking idiot got owned

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  10. Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

    moneymotivatedblonde:

    stripperina:

    Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

    Slayyyy girl!

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